It's not Mad Monday at Geelong, it's wacky Wednesday and even though it has arrived earlier than they had hoped, the Cats never disappoint.
Tony Popovic was true to his pre-game mantra that the Wanderers were here to win, but as events transpired, even they realised that was not going to happen.
Adelaide has sacked coach Brenton Sanderson, less than 12 months after extending his contract for two seasons.
The Wallabies have lost one game in 11 Tests, are unbeaten at home and are averaging close to three tries a Test match this year.
Leading jockey Chad Schofield has been outed for 32 meetings after being found guilty of improper riding after Wednesday’s Mornington race meeting.
Carlton's wish has been granted, with the Blues to play six home matches at the MCG from next season as part of a new five-year deal.
Clarke is on track to play in next month's Test against Pakistan, Cricket Australia says, despite its edict restricting him from running for at least a fortnight.
Geelong is set to turn to an Irishman to bolster its ruck stocks, signing Padraig Lucey to a two-year deal after monitoring his progress on Foxtel's reality television series The Recruit.
Gold Coast skipper Gary Ablett is universally regarded as a living legend, but were it not for a fateful feedback session at Kardinia Park in the pre-season of 2007, things might have been a lot different.
Sharks coach Shane Flanagan cannot return to coaching at Cronulla.