LIKE the smell of silage in the morning, an air of mystery surrounds our incontinent irritators as they interrogate the issues of the week.
Who is the Californian lady to whom Timmy Auld refers and why?
Why can't he say HFNL?
Why won't he tip Port Fairy for the footy flag given their recent signings?
Why won't the HFNL release it's financial statements?
What is happening at the Koroit newsagency?
And will Timmy take up Thommo's challenge to be part of this year's Big Freeze at Cobden?
And hang on a moment, what happened with the tattoo Timmy talked about last week?
Tune in and strap in because it is time for another utterly pointless romp with the men for whom getting one leg in each leg of their strides each morning smells like victory.
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