Just when you thought it couldn't get any more bizarre, veteran Warrnambool scribes Tim Auld and Andrew Thomson take it to another level.
This week there's wonder that Warrnambool councillors didn't know how much sacking the chief executive officer would actually cost, talk of swingers parties in Colac expanding the latest coronavirus cluster and 18th birthday parties in times of COVID.
The boys are also prepared to chat about a restaurant caught doing the wrong thing, risking a $9913 fine.
But, what we are all waiting for is Premier Daniel Andrews lifting restriction and letting the 670,000 Victorians who live in municipalities with no active cases get back to normal - while keeping Melbournians locked up.
Life for the lads is all about keeping it simple, so sit back, grab your favourite beverage and enjoy!
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