With the coronavirus pandemic causing massive problems to various parts of Melbourne and the world The Standard's two larrikins put their spin on the current state of affairs.

Andrew Thomson and Tim Auld also offer their views on what the inside story is at the Warrnambool City Council.

This Monday night the councillors will meet behind closed doors to discuss the future of its CEO.

Auldy speaks in glowing terms of the works that have been done at the whale platform and Thommo gives an insight into what is happening on the local cricket front.

Until next week - enjoy the gossip.

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