As the mystery and intrigue of a new football season approaches, the boys have started to look into the rumours, gossip and rumblings around who may be going where.

And this extends beyond the field to the council chamber, as they try to make sense of the recent resignation.

Trying to make sense of it all, this pair have been questioning the lists of achievements of the various contenders, but this is always dubious ground. Who can say what is what? And then there is the challenge of those who live in glass houses.

But when they try to show off their navigation knowledge, it is obvious the boys are not up to scratch. How can we believe this pair could ever find their way out of the mire.

They finish this week on the promise of breaking a massive news story in Monday's paper, which is harder to believe when Tim states they have 7000 people watching this. I will wait for the proof.

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