A gift arrived in the T&T bunker this week, a single Tim Tam in an envelope with a lovely letter. No one has dared to eat it though - do you think this pair has any enemies?

They head into all of the usual territory again - how they could make the footy better, solve any issues at the cricket and remove the dodgy elements from horse racing.

But we have heard all of this before.

I, for one, am waiting for the Christmas episode. We might need to run a poll and find out which of our esteemed gentlemen gets to play Santa this year, and who will be Krampus (the "half-goat, half-demon", who, at Christmas, punishes children who have misbehaved).

Now where can we find the costumes...?

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