They said it themselves, 'you can't make this stuff up'. Tim and Thommo are back again to run through the events of the week.
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It's just like looking in a mirror, but the mirror is a little cracked and a little dusty, maybe with a few cobwebs.
There are many things the boys are taking the time to chew on this week, but nothing as sticky as the stumps at the cricket.
Further investigations may reveal the best type of gum needed to hold down the bails, and teams and umpires may have to be allocated specific colours at the start of the game to help identify culprits at future matches.
Things drift a little when Timmy starts to reminisce about the good old days of horses and carts, but they do get in a heartfelt message to the staff at Fonterra, now the factory has locked the gates.
And, Jay Rantall - don't listen to this pair, congratulations on becoming the newest Magpie to join the nest. Time to learn the song.
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