The gossip boys are back for another week with yarns of racing hearings, new rib joints, crime and more rubbish bins.
There's talk of the Port Fairy smoking ban, injured gun cricketers and unhappy but highly successful horse trainers.
Timmy Auld is still tired after a marathon day at Racing Victoria headquarters, but Thomo (Andrew Thomson) is happy to lend a hand to his mate.
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