'Every week is big for news in Warrnambool' - never a truer statement has been made by the boys.
From credit cards, priests going to prison, to footballers running foul - all the big news comes across the desks of the best place for news in the south-west.
Sometimes there are things we know, knowledge from behind the scenes if you will. Sometimes we don't want to know.
And what do our two sage analysts offer? Simple solutions all round, to every problem.
What are these? Well, we are not sure. But I think we have to find the video evidence
'Just play the video' is the cry.
For those who do find themselves on the wrong side of the equation: 'do the crime, do the time'.
Words of wisdom from our super coaches.
So please, be nice and love each other. And stop digging up Mr Thomson's garden, you never know what secrets might be hidden there.
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