The quote was from Sergeant Schultz from the cult 1970s TV show Hogans Heroes, a show that was clearly watched by Timmy and Thommo.

Trouble is, they do know something. Lots of somethings this week. They just can't say too much.

For example, what was the story about a trailer, a bobcat and the drive-through bottleshop at the Oak Hotel in Port Fairy?

Who were among the eight people caught drink driving in Port Fairy in eight days recently?

What are the issues that will emerge in coming days involving Moyne Shire?

Will there be a lane open as the Warrnambool council adds two more roundabouts to the city?

Will the league's investigation into the Allansford-Nirranda incident be a problem for some closer to finals?

And which clubs are going where and what will happen to leagues as a result?

All these questions and more. If you see 'em, ask 'em.