DESPITE having track records more aligned with Charles Aznavour's To All the Girls I've Loved Before, T&T attested their respective Valentine's Days were "quiet".
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Thommo reckons it's because Timmy's cards have been stamped "not to be bred with" but Timmy reckons it's all just too complicated.
Pregnant asides on their colourful pasts to one side, T&T swan through the week that was in anuerism-causing ways, touching on the Liberal Party ructions that saw the Warrnambool's branch executive slaughtered in a night of the long knives: "It's democracy Timmy," proffers Thommo, noting it has been thus since the Greeks.
Pleased as the lads are to see the return of the Melbourne to Warrnambool Classic, they were less thrilled with the Port Fairy Bowls Club facing a bill of $200,000 for a carpark at the insistence of Moyne Shire.
"Nothing in life is free," Timmy sensationally muses.
The pair note it is similar for the Hampden footy league who are considering dropping the time-honoured Record and using the Yellow Pill to lower costs.
Thommo reckons footy fans use their phones to look up players numbers. "But what about those who don't have phones?" cries Timmy. "Who doesn't have one, even you have one and you're a technical Neanderthal," says Thommo.
A true case of the pot, the kettle and the colour black?