We don’t mean T&T, BTW. We mean this week T&T turn their short attention span and gaps between toilet breaks to the subject of rubbish.

It seems T1 is up and about in a big way over what he says is Moyne Shire’s decision to reduce rubbish bin collection in Port Fairy’s fab retail district as a “cost cutting measure”.

Let’s just say DK Lillee came in off a shorter run-up than T1 does here. And watching T2 during T1’s rant is worth a replay as he prods, pokes and provokes until he’s fit to burst.

Warrnambool council also cops the stony stare of our venerable veterans after the Coastal Jam shenanigans that had elderly residents of Heatherlie Homes vibrating in time to the 96.7 decibel music from speakers 10-15 metres away. 

And apparently T2 has been umpiring (good) and hay carting (bad).

It’s all complete rubbish, really.