Phew! Ashton Kutcher's baby is cute - and Justin Theroux buys women's jeans

By Lenny Ann Low
Updated December 1 2014 - 10:08am, first published November 25 2014 - 12:25pm
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher's got a cute baby. Photo: Mauricio Lima
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher's got a cute baby. Photo: Mauricio Lima
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher's got a cute baby. Photo: Mauricio Lima
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher's got a cute baby. Photo: Mauricio Lima
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher's got a cute baby. Photo: Mauricio Lima
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher's got a cute baby. Photo: Mauricio Lima
(FILES) This January 30, 2011 file photo shows US actor Ashton Kutcher as he presents a creation by Colcci during the 2011-2012 Fall-Winter collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Ashton Kutcher is to join the cast of hit US television series "Two and a Half Men," the show's producers announced May 13, 2011, two months after troubled actor Charlie Sheen was sacked. Sheen was dismissed in March after a colorful public row with its producer Chuck Lorre, and there had been speculation over whether he would be replaced or the show would end. AFP PHOTO/Mauricio LIMA Photo: MAURICIO LIMA
(FILES) This January 30, 2011 file photo shows US actor Ashton Kutcher as he presents a creation by Colcci during the 2011-2012 Fall-Winter collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Ashton Kutcher is to join the cast of hit US television series "Two and a Half Men," the show's producers announced May 13, 2011, two months after troubled actor Charlie Sheen was sacked. Sheen was dismissed in March after a colorful public row with its producer Chuck Lorre, and there had been speculation over whether he would be replaced or the show would end. AFP PHOTO/Mauricio LIMA Photo: MAURICIO LIMA
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher Photo: MAURICIO LIMA
Genetically blessed: Ashton Kutcher Photo: MAURICIO LIMA
Actor Ashton Kutcher participates at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York in this September 23, 2010 file photo. Kutcher will join the cast of top-rated TV comedy "Two and A Half Men", CBS television said on May 13, 2011, replacing fired star Charlie Sheen. REUTERS/Chip East/Files  (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY) Photo: CHIP EAST
Actor Ashton Kutcher participates at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York in this September 23, 2010 file photo. Kutcher will join the cast of top-rated TV comedy "Two and A Half Men", CBS television said on May 13, 2011, replacing fired star Charlie Sheen. REUTERS/Chip East/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY) Photo: CHIP EAST

Magwatch is always happy when somebody has a baby. It's not our loins being stretched to buggery and a weak pelvic floor.

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