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<title><![CDATA[The Warrnambool Standard - Blog - Tom Ballard]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[FORMER Warrnambool comedian and Triple J breakfast host TOM BALLARD offers his monthly musings and self-indulgent ramblings.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Oh Lord, MacKill-op Me Now]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Forgive me, Father, for I do not giveth a shit....]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 02:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Hey Mr. DJ, Put A Record On...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[... Regardless Of Its Level Of Hipster Credibility]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Four More Years! (...of The West Wing)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard powerdisks his way through some real politics....]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[It’s Not You, It’s Me...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[...As Well As A Vast Range Of Complicated And Confusing Circumstances Which, On Reflection, Are Inevitabilities Of Modern Life. And It Sucks.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Has Modern Music Killed Rock'n'Roll?]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard answers the question "Has modern music killed rock'n'roll?"....]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 04:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man Waits For No Time]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard is in a hurry and it's probably his dad's fault....]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 06:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Just Joking, LOL!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[WARNING: this blog contains the word 'dingbat'. And a great joke involving Jesus.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 01:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Diary of a Gay Dude doing Gay Stuff at Gay Things]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard discusses the one thing he's learnt in his year of being an openly gay figure in the media....]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Full-frontal nudity, please!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom gets his gear off for a good cause, an artistic cause and no reason what-so-ever....]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Shit happens]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard appears on the telly and goes overseas... yes, it's ok to hate him....]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Top Ten - An Ode To Music]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard scratches his brain to come up with his 10 favourite songs of all time and give a gratuitous plug to his employer....]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:12:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A Right-Wing Rant ]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard tackles political correctness to the ground, swooping in from the right wing....]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 05:31:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Home is where the dishes are]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard is back, watering your plants and watching your cats....]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:31:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dying, Comedy and Being Original Are All Difficult Activities]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard discusses the art of being funny in the hopes that he may one day be funny....]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:50:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The year in my life entitled 'Ballarat']]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard recalls a year in the 'Rat....]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:03:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A Letter To Christmas]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Ballard writes to Christmas...]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:38:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mirror, Mirror: Am I a Pale, Fat, Fugly Skank with Bad Facial Hair?]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard attempts to go some facial hair....]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:53:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Ballard embroiled in nightclub scandal]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard is bad-arse to the bone....]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:54:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Please Put Good People in the White House (Don't Put Bad People in the White House) ]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard realises that Sarah Palin makes it easy for everyone to understand the dark potential of American politics....]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:46:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The days of the old schoolyard]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In which Tom Ballard remembers his school days on the one-year anniversary of his graduation.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:43:23 GMT</pubDate>
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