This week, the dynamic duo left their secret headquarters in the Fletcher Jones Silver Ball to attend Fun4Kids. Here's how the day unfolded.

10am: The Colonel drags The Doctor into the arena while babbling excitedly about all the things he's going to do at Fun4Kids.

10.05am: The Doctor loses The Colonel in the crowd.

10.10am: The Doctor heads to the Lost & Found section after hearing an announcement for a "Mr Doctor to come and collect a Mr Colonel".

10.15am: The Colonel drags The Doctor to the cardboard box room and begins making a giant cardboard box fort.

11am: The Colonel's fort is invaded by a horde of rampaging three-year-olds from a nearby fort.

11.15am: The Colonel drags The Doctor to the woodworking room.

12pm: The Colonel completes a full-scale working catapult for his fort to fight off the attacking hordes, but the catapult is quickly confiscated when he tries to fire it.

12.30pm: The Colonel drags The Doctor to the face-painting room.

12.45pm: The Colonel asks to have his face painted like Braveheart, but the face-painter says she doesn't know how to do that, and instead makes him look like Spider-man.

12.46pm: The Colonel thinks he looks cool.

1pm: The Colonel buys three bags of fairy floss.

1.15pm: The Colonel is asked to refrain from feeding the llamas in the petting zoo with fairy floss.

1.30pm: The Colonel drags The Doctor to the art and craft room.

2pm: The Doctor starts to feel light-headed from the texta and paint fumes in the art and craft room.

3pm: The Colonel starts to wonder where The Doctor has gone, and finds him on his back in the sand pit, making a snow angel, and giggling.

3.15pm: The Colonel drags The Doctor to the sword-fighting lessons.

3.30pm: Inspired by the sword-fighting lessons, The Colonel starts up his own crime-fighting axe lessons.